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umpkin Chowder

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Nov. 2004

Cold and clear with the smell of turkey around the corner. The air sells of burning leaves and hot cocktails.

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Lounge Cocktail: Alien Nipple
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* 1/4 oz chilled Bailey's irish cream
* 1/4 oz chilled Midori melon liqueur

Have you ever wondered about aliens and if they even have nipples and if they do are they round. They way I see it is that it's my fantasy and not only are they perfectly round but there are many of them. Feel free to make several of these shots in honor of multiples of perfect alien nipples. Taste similar to peanut butter kisses only because I have never tasted a real aliens nipples before.

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E mail Top 11 Test

Over the last year I have been paying more attention to what is available to a consumer via e mail. There is more out there than free porn and I have taken full advantage of these offers. Over the past months I have analyzed the incredible amount of offers and have accomplished the following:

1) Now have a Doctorate based on life experience.
Call me Dr. Free Range. I am also getting other degrees from the comfort of my own home.

2) Helped the widow of a deceased Nigerian politician move a bazillion dollars into the United States, just waiting for the check. Several other 'partnerships' are pending.

3) Bought enough inexpensive generic pain killers and valium to make changing the channel hard work.

4) Have the best mortgage available to mankind

5) Bought an original reproduction Italian Rolex.

6) Enlarged my johnson.

7) Cured Penile dysfunctions. All of them.

8) Refinanced my house, three times.

9) Have the cheapest software available

10) Stopped smoking

11) Discovered Super Viagra

It is truly unbelievable the resources that are sent to our computer with out even asking. The results of this e mail top 11 test are as follows;

Since my check from Nigeria is pending I can not follow through on my new mortgage even though I sent them my original reproduction Rolex and cheap software as collateral. Needless to say the Re-Finance people are not happy. Thanks to online meds I have taken enough pain killers and valium to not care. I am now Dr. Walking Erection, and because I am basically home schooled with no co-eds I have started smoking again and surfing porn.

Lounging at the movies: Lady Killers, Saved and The Forgotten

Lady Killers: Tom Hanks, Marlon Wayans, George Wallace and others.

Love those Coen brothers. Movie is about an eccentric and charming Professor who organizes a diverse crew to lighten a load of money from a casino vault. Hanks, the Professor, rents a room from an old, very religious and sharp widow because her house is within tunneling distance of the casino vault. Once the widow suspects the group of thieves of being up to no good they decide they need to kill her to keep the robbery secret. Although the elaborate plan to become as rich as possible with a minimal amount of work seems simple, there is always human fault to make life harder than it needs to be. Great film.

Saved: Mandy Moore, Macaulay Culkin and a bunch of other teen age types.

When a girl attending a Baptist High School becomes pregnant from her gay friend, because she thinks it will make him straight, almost all her friends turn on her. Presented in TV commercials as a comedy we thought we going to laugh a lot more than we did. Don't waste your time.

The Forgotten: Grieving mother is told by her psychiatrist that she never had a child. Suddenly photos are disappearing and nobody else seems to remember her dead son. She meats another parent who her son went to school with and they think she's crazy as well as everyone else. As the plot unravels you find that there are powers at work that are beyond the control of anybody who is in control of anything. We had a small problem with the fact that such a powerful force could not remove unwanted people without making such a mess since they seemed capable of doing anything.

Vampires Kiss: Nicolas Cage, Jennifer Beals and Maria Alonso. Also the original Doctor from Everwood, what's his name.

Peter Loew (Nicolas Cage) is an intense executive who hooks up with a girl (Jennifer Beals meeooow) in a bar. She bites him, because evidently she is a vampire and now Peter starts to become a vampire, or is he? Funny role for Cage as he roams the streets of New York trying hard to adapt to his new life as a night stalking vampire although all he knows about vampires is from movies.

The B. K. Lounge Eats: Pumpkin Chowder

Now that Halloween is behind us you should take advantage of the cheap pumpkins available. they are still good to eat and make a handy missile for an unsuspecting road sign. When most people think of pumpkins, besides a string of rude hillbilly jokes, is pumpkin pie. But cooler weather is upon us and you can not live on pie alone so we have provided our pumpkin chowder recipe.

• 1/2 cup butter
• 2 onions, peeled and chopped
• 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
• 6-8 ears corn, de-kerneled
• 2 cups cooked pumpkins (*see below)
• 1-1/2 cups chicken broth
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1/2 lb. bacon, cooked and crumbled
0000 4 teaspoons set aside
• 1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
• black pepper
• 1 quart light cream
• 1 six pack of nice brown ale- any kind.

*Peel then cube pumpkin into 1 inch cubes. Steam until soft.

Now that you have all the ingredients together and waiting to be made into chowder, melt butter in soup kettle and cook the onions until clear.

Slowly add the flour, corn, pumpkin and heat through.

Add the broth and salt and simmer over low to moderate heat for about 10 minutes, stirring.

Stir in the bacon

Blend half the chowder in a blender or food processor until wonderful and smooth.

Return mixture to soup kettle, stir,
and simmer for 30 minutes.

Stir in the allspice, a few grindings of pepper and all the light cream.

Heat 2-3 minutes more until heated through.
Do not boil.

Serve with extra bacon on top, toast and the nice Brown Ale.

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Phobia Of The Month:
Anglophobia: Fear of England or English culture.

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