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Lounging in the Dominican Republic,
The Terminal and Mean Girls and a Presidential Test

God Bless America!

Oct. 2004

Cool and crisp with long shadows, trees in full color and the smell of leaves burning.

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Presidential Test

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"


"I bought some batteries,
but they weren't included."

- Steven Wright

"I don't make jokes.
I just watch the government
and report the facts."

- Will Rogers

Lounging at the movies: The Terminal, Lone Star State Of Mind,
000000000000000000000oDay After Tomorrow and Mean Girls

The Terminal: Starring Tom Hanks. Also featuring Stanley Tucci, Kathryn Zeta Jones and several others.

This guy, Tom Hanks, comes to America to visit New York City. His country falls to a revolution while he is on his way and now his passport is invalid and he can not enter the United States or go back home. Tom Hanks is excellent as the story unfolds in "The Terminal", where he now lives. Great film, really funny and warmly unexpected. Four and a half thumbs up!

Lone Star State Of Mind: The guy from Dawson's Creek, The dude who played the goofy friend in Raising Arizona and a guy who looks suspiciously like Harvey Kitel but is not.

What happens when 2 half wit red necks rob the pizza guy and end up with 20 thousand dollars and 4 kilos of cocaine? They buy new boots and have a drink. What happens when gangsters want the drugs and money back or else? This is where Lone Star State Of Mind shines. There is humor on so many levels in this film I do not know how to start. Six thumbs up for outstanding use of comedy at the expense of people who don't know any better.

Day After Tomorrow: Starring Dennis Quade the Mom from Once and Again, the kid from Donny Darko and others.

The prediction of planetary warming and cooling is set into hyper-speed when an unusual amount of fresh water is dumped into the North Atlantic Current because of polar thawing. The planet is rapidly changing and it does not look good. There are tornados, tidal waves, snow, lightning, hail and much more. It is an excelerated multi purpose natural disaster movie with flying cars and wild animals all wrapped into one. Unexpected and exciting situations pertaining to really bad weather.

Mean Girls: If you remember High School at all there is something for you in this film. We laughed hard and recommend a couple of cocktails before you begin. Really funny and really funny but mean funny things. Mean Girls is a look inside the High School cliques and class systems that controls the delicate balance of teen age society.

I was a little angry they did not give the hot but incredible dumb girl more lines. Highly recommended. Really funny in a stupid way.

The B. K. Lounge: Lounging in the Dominican Republic!

In celebration of Jen Vignola and Bryan Knox surviving their wedding, a honeymoon to the Dominican Republic was planned. Eight days of all inclusive food and drink, perfect weather, friendly people and much humor at the expense of anyone who walked into the blurry reality of "The Honeymoon Zone"

The Dominican Republic sits on the right side of the islands that also make up Cuba. The locals are friendly and very helpful, the language is Spanish, the beer is cold and readily available.

Although the sequence of events is a little sketchy, click the image to your right to view the digital photos we have. Other photos will be posted as they are processed. Enjoy!

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"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities."

- Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

Phobia Of The Month:
Suriphobia: Fear of mice.

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