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Finding Jesus, Bourbon Chicken Spice,
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Aug. 2004

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""I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"

- Dennis Learyooooo


Finding Jesus

A man is stumbling through the woods, totally  drunk, when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by  the smell of alcohol, and asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, " Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the  water.  He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk says, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into  the water again, for a little longer this time. He again pulls the drunk  out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits' end and dunks the drunk in the water again-but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Lounging at the movies: Bourne Supremacy,
oooooooooooooooooooThe Manchurain Candidate
oooooooooooooooooooand The Chronicles of Riddick

Bourne Supremacy: Matt Damon, Franka Potente and the rest.

If you liked Bourne Identity, chances are you will love Bourne Supremacy. Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) has been living the quite life in India with his main squeeze. Life is good and he has been trying to figure out what the hell happened to him for the past two years. As the story unfolds, and it does quickly, it dwells deep into the beginnings of the Black Opps Government project that created Bourne and the others.

Lots of 'out of the pan, into the fire' action based in a story that we did not expect. You get a lot better idea of his training when he is on the offensive and not the defensive. He aggressively pursues the truth at the cost of many automobiles and lesser trained individuals.

The one armed man gave this one thumb up. We give it six.

The Manchurian Candidate (2004): Denzel Washington, Meryl Streep, Liev Shreiber, Jon Voight and more.

In the same basic story line as the original (1962 with Frank Sinatra), except for what we thought was a much better film. If you are a film snob please do not write. This is our opinion and in our newsletter. A routine patrol in Kuwait is ambushed and looses a couple of days in the desert. Years later dreams begin to haunt their reality of that event leading Denzel to find the truth about a sinister, global plot for ultimate control, or is he just crazy. Great suspense and action, the twisted story line will keep you guessing. Nicely done and well worth seeing.

The Chronicles of Riddick: Vin Diesel, Colm Feore (one of the best bad guys), Thandie Newton, Judi Dench (meeeoow) and many others.

Riddick (Vin Diesel) is in isolation for reasons I cannot remember, on a really desolate planet that resembles a glacier. Bounty hunters catch up to him and you instantly realize that this is an individual you hide from not try to find. Riddick is the last of a breed of peoples that can kick some serious butt and does not make any bones about it.

Then in comes the "Bad Guys" the Necromongers. Or is Riddick the bad guy, no its' the Necromongers, no it's Riddick. Get the idea. Although Riddick takes a while to confront these Necromongers once he makes the love connection all hell breaks loose.

This is sci-fi with great art direction and the budget to pull it off. Six thumbs up as well. Would have been seven but the one armed guy quit.

B. K. Lounge Eats: Bourbon Chicken Spice

Every now and then something catches our eye that seems to good to be true. Recently we discovered Bourbon Chicken Spices and we thought "this is to good to be true", a product that combines Bourbon and Chicken! We contacted the good people of Bourbon Chicken Spices to find they make, what they call, marinade spice and a basting sauce. We requested a sample to test out for ourselves and here is what we found.

First, do not judge this product by the current web site. These guys make marinades and baste, they are not web designers and I am happy they focus on thier craft.

Second we loved the Bourbon Chicken Spice products, both of them, the marinade and baste. Although we found that their is no bourbon in the marinade or baste there is a curiously bourbon flavor to them.

Our personal favorite is the Bourbon Chicken Spices Basting Sauce. We started our testing by sticking our finger in it. We instantly noticed how it stuck to our fingers. The color is rich and the flavor is wonderfully sweet and well balanced.

Each container of marinade and basting sauce is enough for 5 lbs. of chicken and we would say you could probably easily marinate and baste 7 or 8 lbs. of chicken.

We made chicken legs first. Follow the directions that come with your Bourbon Chicken Spices. You will marinade chicken overnight. You will not be disappointed.

Then we decided to experiment with the basting sauce, that's why we asked for the sample to begin with. I could of easily used it over fresh vegetables or eaten it with a spoon or dipped sausages in it.

We used the basting sauce on pork chops. It was excellent. We found it to be great on just about anything. Bourbon chicken hamburgers, good stuff. Bourbon chicken Salad. How about bourbon and a bourbon chicken. Try it out!

Bourbon Chicken Spices Prices (Aug. 2004):

Enough for 5 lbs. chicken - $12.95
includes marinade and basting sauce

Enough for 10 lbs. chicken - $19.95
includes marinade and basting sauce


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"What happens when you get scared
half to death twice?"

- unknown

Phobia Of The Month:
Diplphobia: Fear of double vision.

No No problems problems here here. Just just act act like like everything everything is is fine fine and and walk walk away away.

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