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Mushrooms & Peppers, Pirates of the Caribbean,
Hallmark Cards


God Bless America!

August 2003

Weather:
Sunny and pleasant with wispy scents of flowers and wine.

Our Pledge:
To maintain the highest standards we are capable of. To publish information that is based on as much fact as we can find. To have fun without offending most of our readers.

August Events:

The month is almost half over we are not listing holidays in this edition.

Happy Birthday

Tim Knox
August 23

Jen Vignola
August 27

Joel Koster
Not really sure

And all other August birthdays, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Check out Cooking With Alcohol, The B.K. Lounge cook book, and our gift shop .


"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. "

- Bob Hope

Lounge Cocktail:
Watermelon Crawl


• 1/4 oz Watermelon Schnapps
• 1 oz Southern Comfort
• 1 oz Sweet & Sour Mix
• 1 oz 7-Up

We have been so busy we heisted this recipe from our friends at http://www.barmeister.com.

Mix all ingredients together and enjoy.

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Hallmark Cards : For the rest of us

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat.
When I looked at the tire.
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!

 

You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.


Happy Vasectomy !
Hope you feel zippy !
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.


Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it.
She moved in with me.

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"Does this condom make me look fat"

-Tim Knox

  

Lounging at the movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, etc.

Because of all the fun we whipped up in September and the beginning of August we will only be submitting short reviews of some of the movies we watched.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Great film. Johnny Depp is excellent as usual. Good clean fun with Pirates, Ghost Pirates, Foo foo English boys and comedy. Highly recommended.

League of Extraordinary Gentleman: Big fun on the farm. An explore, vampire, invisible guy, Capt. Nemo and a Dr. Jekyll that would eat the Hulk go out to save the world from a very evil bad guy. Great effects, good story and left open ended for a sequel that we look forward to. Highly recommended.

The Hulk: One really mad green dude. Liked this movie but not as much as we thought. Nick Nolte looks like he just woke up at the LAPD and although I realize the hulk is a comic they should have let the guys who made the original Heavy Metal Movie consult them.

Tomb Raider: OK, she is hot but hardly worth sitting through all the dialog that was supposed to be ass kicking. Enjoyed the first one better.

Terminator 3: This was good. It establishes how everything happened and why. Although we enjoyed this film we saw it early in the month and all the brain cells that retained information about this film where destroyed sometime after we had seen it.

 

B. K. Lounge Eats: Mushrooms with Chipotle Peppers

This is an appetizer but can be serves as a small salad or as a condiment on a sandwich. A new personal favorite at The Lounge.

*2 chipotle chiles chopped finely
6 cups button mushrooms
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 onion diced small
2 cloves garlic, crushed and minced
salt
small bunch cilantro

*Use dried whole Chipotle peppers and re-hydrate them in some warm water far about 15 minutes. Cut off the stems and deseed them.

Clean the mushrooms. If they are large, cut them in half or just eat them. Do you remember when you had to take a day off to eat a mushroom?

Heat oil to medium in a frying pan and add the onion, garlic, chiles and mushrooms.

Stir until evenly coated in oil. Fry for 6 to 8 minutes stirring occasionally.

When mushrooms and onion become tender spoon into bowl and toss in chopped cilantro.

NOTICE:
Do not read this notice.

 

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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

-Hunter S. ThompsonIIIIII

Phobia Of The Month:
Homichlophobia: Fear of fog

Beer does not cure this
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