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Generic Viagra, Black Hawk Down,
To Drunk To Make Salad Salad


God Bless America!

Aug. 2002

Weather:
I'M MELTING, MMMEEEELLLLTING.

Our Pledge:
To maintain the highest standards we are capable of. To publish information that is based on as much fact as we can find. To have fun without offending most of our readers.

Aug. Events:

August - Sept, Onam
This is an Indian festival which marks the day on which Emperor Maha Bali, received benediction and liberation at the hands of the Lord, because he was a really good guy. To be afforded a two month celebration is a testament to that .

4th, Freindship Day
This seems like a greeting card holiday. We ask you make special efforts to be friendly of nicer to your friends. Actually if you recieve this newsletter you already have part of this holiday licked. That would be the alcohol recipe. We find it is always easier to be nice after a cocktail. If you happen to be with family on this day have a couple of cocktails.

15th, Bon or Urabon
July 15 if you follow the Lunar calendar. I personally do not know the difference and can't say I care. This is a Japanese celebration of the dead. Not sure how to read into this holiday. Seems like any time there are celebrations because you are dead it is not a good reflection of how much you where liked.
Check out Cooking With Alcohol, The B.K. Lounge cook book, and our gift shop .


"Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan.

Today it's called the PGA Tour. "

Lounge Cocktail:

Summer Martini

• Absolut Citron chilled
• 1 splash Sweet and Sour chilled

Instructions: In a tumbler shake the Citron and Sweet and Sour. Pour into a martini glass, or really any glass depending on yor disposition. Add a twist of lemon or lime.

If there is one thing I know about martinis is that they are like wemon with three breasts. Three is just to many.

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• 100+ of our favorite recipes
• Cocktail recipes
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• Marinades
• Helpful hints
• Conversion charts
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• Thoughts on procedures
• How to properly light a grill, no matter what condition you are in.

You can order via secure server or send a check or money order. We guarantee Cooking With Alcohol or your money back.

  

Generic Viagra: Now Available

August 1, 2002: For Immediate Release:

Drugs in Pharmacology all have a generic name: Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.

The US Federal Drug Administration has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that it has settled on Mycoxafailin. Also considered were Mycoxafloppin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Mydixadud, and Alimpdixafixit. And of course, Ibepokin.

 

Children and Marriageû

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer."

 

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Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

- Confucious Jones

  

Lounging with a movie:
Lilo and Stitch/Black Hawk Down/Reign Of Fire

It was a busy month so I am going to review all the movies we saw all at once. Pay attention I am only doing this once.

Starring cartoon Characters using the voice of the likes of Ving Rhames and Kevin McDonald. Tom Sizemore and some other guys I recognize and an official s**tload of really pissed of Mogadishuans. Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Van Zan Izabella Scorupco playing the helicopter flying hotty.

We loved all three of these movies Lilo finds a family, The Delta Force finds trouble and Mathew MacConehey finds out what it is like to be recycled into fertilizer. For a cartoon a historical reenactment and fantasy film these movies where great. You get Family values, national pride and the crap scared out of you. You get the past, possibly the present and the future in all degrees of emotion from sad to worried to intense to more intense.

Two of these films have helicopter action and one has space ships. In all three something blows up and catches fire (FIRE, FIRE, FIRE), things blowing up occurs more in some than the other and there are people being eaten and genetic mutants.

All these factors rank pretty high in the entertainment department of The B.K. Lounge. Wanting to lay a city to ruin, accidentally laying a city to ruin and having your city ruined are all themes in these films. There is one warm and fuzzy ending one ending you are glad came and one ending that was slightly unexpected.

So if you like aliens, war, stuff blowing up, helicopters, space ships, dragons, Delta Force action, FIRE, FIRE, FIRE, cartoons, historical war film and fantasy we highly recommend Lilo and Stitch, Black Hawk Down and Reign Of Fire.

Enjoy, good luck and farewell.

To drunk to make salad salad

If you own The B.K. Lounge cookbook, Cooking With Alcohol, you already know about our "To Drunk to Make Salad Dressing Salad". Well here is another tasty treat for the to drunk to cook crowd. There are a couple of specialty ingredients you will need. Do yourself a favor and go buy them today. If these ingredients are in your kitchen you will survive this recipe with ease.

Ingredients

• Dark Balsamic Vinegar, just buy it, it makes
yi a difference.
• One Large Tomato or two small tomatoes,
yi whatever you have.
• One Shallot or any small onion.
• 1 sprig fresh Basil, Dry will NOT do.
• Feta Cheese, small container, do not
yi remember the size exactly.
• Salt
• Pepper

On a plate pour the Dark Balsamic Vinegar to almost cover bottom.

Find the nearest person you trust with a knife and have them cut the tomato in half. Then cut out the stem. Lay each half on the cutting board (flat side down) and cut into slices about like you would for a hamburger. Cut these in half yet again. Place these tomato slices on the plate with the vinegar.

If this person is still stable let them cut the onion and basil into thin slices to lightly cover the tomato. Lightly salt and pepper the tomato, onion and basil. Crumble some of the feta over it, as much as you like, keep in mind porportions may seem exagerated.

Sprinkle with a little more vinegar and there you have it.

And if you started drinking early: ANYTHING THAT CAN BE CHOPPED: CHOP. LAYER ON A PLATE AND SPRINKLE WITH ALL LEFT OVER INGREDIENTS. THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.

NOTICE:
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

 

 

 

Women from Venus 120x60

 

 


A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art."

"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

Phobia Of The Month:
Sesquipedalophobia: Fear of long words

Maybe this caught our attention before but wouldn't the word Sesquipedalophobia cause agitation and dismay and create anticipation .

Fagitaboutit.
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©Bryan Knox, 2002
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