July 2003 Weather: Our
Pledge: July Events: 1st,
Canada Day 4th,
Independence day Tanabata
Festival 14th,
Bastille Day Nag Panchami |
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Arthritis:A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"
"Well I'll be."
the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about
what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry.
I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?"
"I don't have it father.
I was just reading here that the Pope does." "You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone." -Al Capone |
Lounging at the movies: The Hulk and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle |
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The Hulk: Starring Sam Elliot, Nick Nolte and a bunch of other people. We like the Hulk although he gets really mad. Not like the TV show, much angrier. A scientist doing bio-tech experiments for the American Government crosses the line when he begins testing on himself. Anyway he has a child who grows up with foster parents and becomes a scientist. His own experiments sets the mutant genetics he was born with into action. There are other freakish mutations to enjoy as well. |
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Starring Drew Barrymore (MEOW), Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Matthew LeBlanc, Bernie Mac, Jaclyn Smith, Justin Theroux, Shia LaBeouf, Luke Wilson, Bruce Willis, John Forsythe, Mary Kate Olsen, Patrick Robert, Crispin Glover, Rodrigo Santoro, Tommy Flanagan, John Cleese, Demi Moore - Madison Lee, Ashley Olsen. I really do not need to anything else with this cast. Much better than the first one. Out of the pan and into the fire action in tight pants, skimpy tops and a little ass slappin'. There is comedy, dancing and relationship issues. Like Disney porn. See it on the big screen to get the full effect. |
B. K. Lounge Eats: Bryan Burgers |
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This recipe came out of our Cuban food food experience last month (June Lounge Lizard). It is a seriously yummy burger.
2 lbs. ground beef Place everything in a bowl except the cheese and mix. Make burgers and grill. Top with cheese and whatever else you may want on it and enjoy. |
FIVE PRESEDENTS Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws
a dollar bill off the plane. Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!"
and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane. Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!"
and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane. Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane. |
NOTICE:
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"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Alva EdisonIIIIII |
Phobia
Of The Month: The Doctor that named this phobia has an excellent sense of humor. |
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Knox, 2003 |
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