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Arthritis, The Hulk,
Bryan Burgers and Beer

God Bless America!

July 2003

Hot with the smell of B-B-Q and suntan lotion.

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July Events:

1st, Canada Day
Celebration of the anniversary of the formation of the union of the British North America provinces in a federation under the name of Canada

4th, Independence day
Celebration of the anniversary of the separation of the union of the British, declaring the United States Of America an independent country and really pissing off the British.

Tanabata Festival

14th, Bastille Day
Celebration of the end of the Monarchy and the beginning of the First Republic in France.

Nag Panchami
Festival of Cobras and Snakes. Celebrated in Shrirala which is a western Taluka place in the Sangli District of where I am guessing is in India. Not sure about the date and not really sure I want to know. What's next, the celebration of cramps

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- Unknown

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• 1 part Beer

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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father, what causes arthritis?"

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well I'll be." the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long did you have arthritis?"

"I don't have it father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

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"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

-Al Capone


Lounging at the movies: The Hulk and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

The Hulk: Starring Sam Elliot, Nick Nolte and a bunch of other people.

We like the Hulk although he gets really mad. Not like the TV show, much angrier.

A scientist doing bio-tech experiments for the American Government crosses the line when he begins testing on himself. Anyway he has a child who grows up with foster parents and becomes a scientist. His own experiments sets the mutant genetics he was born with into action.

There are other freakish mutations to enjoy as well.

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle. Starring Drew Barrymore (MEOW), Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Matthew LeBlanc, Bernie Mac, Jaclyn Smith, Justin Theroux, Shia LaBeouf, Luke Wilson, Bruce Willis, John Forsythe, Mary Kate Olsen, Patrick Robert,  Crispin Glover, Rodrigo Santoro, Tommy Flanagan, John Cleese, Demi Moore - Madison Lee, Ashley Olsen. I really do not need to anything else with this cast.

Much better than the first one. Out of the pan and into the fire action in tight pants, skimpy tops and a little ass slappin'. There is comedy, dancing and relationship issues. Like Disney porn. See it on the big screen to get the full effect. 

B. K. Lounge Eats: Bryan Burgers

This recipe came out of our Cuban food food experience last month (June Lounge Lizard). It is a seriously yummy burger.


2 lbs. ground beef
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 fresh habinero peppers, diced
1 dried brown Chipotle pepper, ground
1/2 medium red onion, diced fine
dash or two, worcestershire sauce
Chihuahua cheese, grated or sliced thin

Place everything in a bowl except the cheese and mix. Make burgers and grill. Top with cheese and whatever else you may want on it and enjoy.


Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George W. Bush, and Bill Clinton. George

Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.

Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

Then George W. Bush says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws Bill Clinton off the plane.

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over.


Women from Venus 120x60


"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

-Thomas Alva EdisonIIIIII

Phobia Of The Month:
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words

The Doctor that named this phobia has an excellent sense of humor.

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