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God Bless America!

May 2003

Sunny and warm with big poofy clouds.

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To maintain the highest standards we are capable of. To publish information that is based on as much fact as we can find. To have fun without offending most of our readers.

May Events:

1st, May Day
Just another reason to celebrate

3rd, KY Derby
In Kentucky this is a holiday. Followed by rehab day.

5th, Cinco De Mayo

11th, Mother day
I Love You Mom!

Lag B'Omer
Not sure what or when this holiday happens but it is a fairly big deal in May.

30th, Memorial Day
Grilling season is officially open.

Check out Cooking With Alcohol, The B.K. Lounge cook book, and our gift shop .

"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

- H. G. Wells

Lounge Cocktail:
Bourbon Fog

• 1 parts Bourbon
• 1 part cold coffee
• 1 part vanilla ice cream

Mix together, chill and serve. This is like an adult milkshake. Alcohol, caffeine and sugar, whooooo hoooooo!!!! When you decide these are to hard to make or you just cannot wait for them to chill do not forget that bourbon is yummy all by itself.

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Twighlight Zone?

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you. So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave
me alone, I'm married'!"

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"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life."

-Frank Zappa


Lounging at the movies: Extreme Ops / Bullet Proof Monk / Etc.

Extreme Ops: Starring: Who knows, Who cares. This movie sucked.

Bullet Proof Monk: Starring Chow Yung Fat and the guy from Dude Where's My car. Not the guy from the 'Seventies Show' but the other one.

This is an 'out of the pan and into the fire' action movie. They use the same sort of flying floating technique as Crouching Tiger.

Mr. Fat is the keeper of an ancient knowledge that could be all empowering to the Nazi who knows what it is and where to find it. There is also a prophecy that needs to be fulfilled and a love story. We really liked this movie. There is lots of fighting action, explosions, hot girls kicking butt and a really evil enemy. See it, see it now.

Emperors Club: This movie stars Kevin Kline (French Kiss, Love you to death and other fine movies). Did not like the movie. Slow burn down the road to know where. But Bullet Proof Monk on the other hand starts out kicking but and continues to kick butt through out the movie.

A movie we thought would kick butt but (no pun intended) did not, was Fast And The Furious. They where fast but really where not furious until the end of the movie. This may have gone over big with 9 to 14 year olds but really was not all that. Kind of like Knock Around Guys (Vin Diesel, Seth Green etc.) Looked good on the poster but no vision on the silver screen.

Spirited Away, an animated story about a family who gets stuck in a mysterious world of spirits. See it.

B. K. Lounge Eats: Chicken With Chipotle Sauce

Ah chicken. The tuna of the the land. And what could be better than a chicken than a chichen with a spicy sweet sauce on it.

• 3 boneless chicken breasts. Halved
• 2 cups Mangos packed is syrup, coarsely
iiii chopped.iPeaches or any canned fruit
iiii would be good.
• 3 Chipotle peppers in *adobo sauce.
• Salt and pepper
• 1/2 Cup Chicken stock
• 2 jalapeno peppers very thinly cut.
• 1 1/2 cups rice
• 3 cups water

Season chicken with salt and pepper and place in oven-proof baking dish.

Strain the fruit from the syrup. Blend together with chipotle and stock. Pour the sauce over the chicken and refrigerate for about 30 minutes.

**Cook rice in 3 cups of water. Set aside.

Preheat oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

Bake chicken in sauce for 20 minutes or until done.

Serve chicken on rice and spoon sauce over the top and garnish with the jalapeno pepper.

* You can buy Chipotle peppers in Adobo sauce in most grocery stores.

**Cooking rice is easy. Twice as much water as rice. I use chicken stock in stead of water some times. Bring rice and water to a boil and cover. Let boil for a couple of minutes and turn off. Do not take the lid off. Let stand for 20 minutes. Rice will be perfect.


A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...

"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

The Department of Redundancy Department will be closed. Will be closed.


Women from Venus 120x60


"It is easy to be brave from a safe distance."


Phobia Of The Month:
Chronomentrophobia: Fear of clocks

Fear tick of clocks tock? Could you tick imagine tock. That tick would be tock nerve racking tick. Tock.

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