April 2002 Weather: Our
Pledge: April 1st April Fools Day 13th, Songkran 19th, Patriots Day 22nd, Earthday 23rd, St. George's Day 26th, Arbor Day 30th, Beltane
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Lounge Cocktail:April Rain 2 oz Vodka Pour Vodka, Vermouth and Rose's lime juice into shaker over ice. Shake gently. Strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with lime peel.
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IRSA young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle." The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls." The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you." Did You Know?A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig) Did
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The B.K. Lounge Grill: Chicken and Pasta |
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We made this one night out of boredom and limited food supply. If you have a better idea for a name just cross out what we have and write in your own name. 2 boneless chicken breasts
cut into bite sized chunks Marinate the chicken in honey and hot sauce for at least 20 minutes. Chop sun dried tomatoes into strips. Make the pasta as per the directions on the package and drain. Toss in the tomato bits. Throw the chicken in a hot skillet and cook until done and even a little brown in places. Or grilling the chicken would probably be good. Put the pasta and tomatoes in a bowl. Put the chicken on top, and eat it. |
Bonus recipe: Drunken Chickenone chicken Open both bottles of beer. You start drinking one and give the chicken the other. Depending on your relationship with the chicken and your culinary expertise, you might end up with less of a drinking buddy and more of a meal.
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