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April Rain, Drunken Chicken,
Old Rabbi's

God Bless America!

April 2002

Blue skies and tiny flowers accompanied by warming temperatures.

Our Pledge:
To maintain the highest standards we are capable of. To publish information that is based on as much fact as we can find. To have fun without offending most of our readers.


1st April Fools Day
Too little, too late

13th, Songkran
Thai traditional New Year which lasts three days. Whew!

19th, Patriots Day

22nd, Earthday

23rd, St. George's Day
St. George is the patron Saint of England in case your not in the know.

26th, Arbor Day .

30th, Beltane
Scottish version of a one night Burning Man infused with a lot of alcohol, as far as we can tell. Looks like a good time.


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Lounge Cocktail:

April Rain
Like April rain it is cool and refreshing and if you just stand around and look at it you will not enjoy it.

2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Rose's Lime Juice
1/2 oz Vermouth
Lime peel

Pour Vodka, Vermouth and Rose's lime juice into shaker over ice. Shake gently. Strain into chilled martini glass. Garnish with lime peel.

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A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"

The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."

The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."

The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."

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Did You Know?

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig)

Did you know submitted by:
W. Kennedy, Chicago, IL.



The B.K. Lounge Grill: Chicken and Pasta

We made this one night out of boredom and limited food supply. If you have a better idea for a name just cross out what we have and write in your own name.

2 boneless chicken breasts cut into bite sized chunks
2 tablespoons of really hot sauce
2 tablespoons of honey
sun dried tomatoes
salt and pepper
angel hair pasta

Marinate the chicken in honey and hot sauce for at least 20 minutes.

Chop sun dried tomatoes into strips.

Make the pasta as per the directions on the package and drain. Toss in the tomato bits.

Throw the chicken in a hot skillet and cook until done and even a little brown in places. Or grilling the chicken would probably be good.

Put the pasta and tomatoes in a bowl. Put the chicken on top, and eat it.

Bonus recipe: Drunken Chicken

one chicken
two forty oz. bottles of beer

Open both bottles of beer. You start drinking one and give the chicken the other. Depending on your relationship with the chicken and your culinary expertise, you might end up with less of a drinking buddy and more of a meal.

Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.




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"Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money."

-Arthur Miller

Phobia Of The Month:
athazagoraphobia: being forgotten or ignored.

Hey, what's your name, never mind.

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